“And don’t feed the hand that bites you.” Just made that up. :nicethread::smile:
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny Youngman
Sometimes you gotta say "What the Fuck", make your move.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is today.
Don’t compare your blooper reel to someones highlight reel.
Apologies versus Making a Mends.
Apologies are just words, making a mends takes work.
Yes, very nice seeing Cuban Ava here again!
"Be careful what you ask for. You might just get it." - unknown.
My Mae West favorite quotes -
1) "An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises."
2.) " A hard man is good to find."
3.) "The score never interested me, only the game."
4.) "She's the kind of girl that climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."
5.) "Goodness,what beautiful diamonds.!" 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'."
I saw this quote from Martin Lomasney today, and it's so true:
“Never write if you can speak, never speak if you can nod, never nod if you can wink.”
You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink !
You can only count your true friends on one hand.
Two things not over rated : sleep and love
I made this one up myself and said to some people before ...
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us
Pickin' up ******s instead of my pen
I let the words of my youth fade away
This was one of my Dad's favorites. Right along with:
"Fools names like fools faces are often seen in public places. "
I guess that's why I have this Handle.
I really like this. It's just too true.
Stay Safe! Happy Hobbying!! TNT
"Your favorite sin will do you in ." Kenny Chesney
If you had 86,400$ in your bank account and someone stole 10$ from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining 86,390$ away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don’t let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention
LOVE is Contagious. We get it from each-other!
:sweettoo:
"Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it."
*** Swedish Proverb.
"Useful as tits on boar's ass."
“Rudeness is the weak person’s imitation of strength.” ― Eric Hoffer
"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." Mother Teresa
One of my favorite quotes that I try to live by.
If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it!
An older lady that i had a crush on made me laugh at work when she said
"Better late than pregnant"
So that one stuck with me and is worth sharing.
Another one that kindof goes along with the theme and with the fun we all enjoy
"Smooth as a dolphin and twice as wet"
Im sure that one will get used & i hope to meet the providers who can provide such an experience
Almost forgot my favorite Confucious quote!
"Its not as good to meet a girl in the park as it is to park your meat in the girl"
And if course,
"Rock out with your cock out"
And for the ladies,
"Jam out with your clam out"
" I wouldn't touch him,even if he had a ten-foot pole"
Mae West
"Remember, without eternal vigilance it can happen here!"
Joe Bob Briggs
Drive-in Movie Critic of Rockwell Texas
Anytime you got nothin' to do, lots of time to do it... Common up!
"Dirty Blonde" Mae West
...and more:
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm even better!
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
A hard man is good to find.
A dame that knows the ropes, isn't likely to get tied up.
I can continue. I just watched few of her movies! Love her!
"Don't slow down, something might fall off."
- Moi
“If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.” - Mario Andretti
Give me ambiguity or give me something else! ~ Unknown
https://youtu.be/kQIbjnTL9V8
In EVERY encounter somebody is getting PLAYED...It's just up to YOU to decide WHO it's going to be - Vanilla Gorilla
Without attitude it’s just another day in HyVee or Walmart!
I always keep this quote in mind when someone tells me a story that involves conflict
"It's a mighty thin slice of ham that doesn't have two sides"
Ourselves are fate - (Herman Melville)
You can't get a thoroughbred from two jackasses - (my mother)