LMFAO... That dog one. :watchporn::bouncing:
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Good God I needed this thread tonight
Here's an older joke...
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, but do you have problems with shit sticking to your fir?"
The rabitt says, "No."
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Lol
Lmfao
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An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
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Oh yea, and there’s this “hobby” thing.
Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Quick George, edit your last post!
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear, the other's a GREAT year.
Hopefully y'all can see this
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That would do it!
https://home.ourhome2.net/attachment...1&d=1581226789
Some funny shit too
AWESOME thread! :clapping:
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So def people can enjoy them too
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!
Here ya go..........................
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Mom was cleaning Junior's room one day and she found a bondage magazine under his bed.
This made her very upset. So, She put it back under his bed until his father got home and showed him.
He gave it a look and handed it right back to her without a word, so she asked him, 'What should we do about this?'
Dad paused and said, 'Well I don't think you should spank him.'
Q: What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and your in deep shit
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks what they think God takes you by when you die. A guy responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Little Sally came home with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today " Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."
3's a charm...oh shit
Great thread!!
Laughed so hard, I'm dang near crying.