Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
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Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Damn you, Schmafty. Just realized that Bophades isn't real. But this comic strip about Eminem from around the Millenium is real funny.
https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pi...f7_1687058.jpg
A man is in the exam room at the ophthalmologist waiting for the eye doctor.
The doctor walks in, takes a look and says, "Well, sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Oh god, why is that?", asks the man.
Doctor sighs, "Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."
Two nuns are riding bikes in an old town in France, and take a turn down an alley.
One nun says, "Oh, I’ve never come this way before!"
The other says, "Me neither, I think it’s the cobblestones!"
I have pretty much a dry sense of humor VERY much like Ron White.
Some comics for yall today:
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An old bull and a young bull were out grazing when they topped a ridge and saw a whole herd of cows in the valley. The young bull got all excited and said, “let’s run down there and fuck a cow!” The old bull swallowed the grass he was munching, looked down at the cows, slowly turned to the young bull and said, “I have a better idea. Let’s stroll down there and fuck them all”