Had to wipe my tears after reading this....haha
https://ruinmyweek.com/funny/pirate-******-text/
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Had to wipe my tears after reading this....haha
https://ruinmyweek.com/funny/pirate-******-text/
Lol... Okay you Bizzy gents gonna learn :bouncing:
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Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a ******?
A: A ****** because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste
LOL! That reminds me of another joke...
A guy went to see his doctor, complaining of stomach problems and constipation. The doc prescribed suppositories.
After a week, the guy went back to his doctor. The doc asked how his patient was doing, if the suppositories worked. The patient said: “my stomach still hurts like hell, and I haven’t taken a dump all week. For all the good those suppositories did, I would have been better off shoving them up my ass.”
All of this shit is too fuckin' funny!
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Lol.....
A retired prostitute is looking for a virgin to marry.
She searches and searches and finally finds one in Australia.
So on their wedding night she goes into the bathroom to slip into something more comfortable
While she is in there she hears lots of loud noises coming from outside the door
She peeks out and sees her new husband stacking and pushing all the furniture to the wall.
She says “honey, what the hell are you doing”?
He says (in his thick Australian accent) “It’s true, I’ve never f**ked a woman before, but if it’s anything like f**king a kangaroo, were gonna need all the room we can get."
Funny! Reminds me of another story that many of you may have heard...
A Texan is getting drunk in a bar in Alaska and he starts to brag about how great Texas is.
An Alaskan hunter comes up to him and says, "Listen, buddy. Here in Alaska, you ain't shit until you've done three things: Drink a fifth of Alaskan whiskey, wrestle a polar bear, and fuck an Eskimo woman."
The Texan accepts the challenge and starts by grabbing a bottle of whisky from the counter and painfully chugging it down. He then says that he'll be right back and ambles out the door.
A few hours later he stumbles back into the bar all mangled and bloody and says, "I did it! Now where's that Eskimo woman I gotta wrestle?”
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They forgot one...talk about your feelings.
how do you make a hormone? You don’t pay her
Here's some more..... Let me know if I'm crossing boundaries... I hate boundaries lol
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.