#BHILF Butthole I'd Like to Fuck
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Originally Posted by
Enticing.Orchid
+1
…..And stilll thinking JS…..
That would be dreamy! You have a world class ass!
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Originally Posted by
Berry Skyes
For the love of all things Unholy, PLEASE start a blog, or provide the link if you already author one. Your interludes are entertaining enough to yield a helluva following. :rockon:
On topic, if I like ya, butt stuff may happen. Lube or spit is always a prerequisite.
Your tender pink paradise beckons, Berry...
I will certainly attest that both of you ladies are rockin' #BHILFs that I would absolutely love to experience! Thanks for the love on this thread. It appears my master plan is now in motion...
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Dang! Y'all done went got Ol' JS all hot and bothered...
Peace, Love, and #BHILF
JS
#BYOE Bring Your Own Enema
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Originally Posted by
TheSalamander
Sounds to me like MathGuy is talking about being served a chili dog. A few of us have been there. And yes, it is just about the fastest way to lose an erection. At least for me... :giggles:
Been there. Done that.
Ol' JS strictly pursues a #BYOE (Bring Your Own Enema) buttfucking policy these days as a result of these unfortunate incidents. It is a simple, yet essential step. I find the ladies appreciate this type of thoughtfulness. I get playful with administering the enema, so it counts as foreplay. My mama raised a gentleman, that much I'll tell you.
I have not suffered the dreaded chili dog since initiating this policy. I highly recommend other buttfuckers do the same.
Peace, Love, and #BHILF
JS