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A lady walks into the dentist office with a horrible toothache.
The dentist looks in her mouth and says I’m going to have to pull that tooth.
The lady says “Oh my God I’d rather have a baby.”
The dentist says, “Make up your mind, I gotta adjust the chair.”
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GeorgeDRII
George is always funny & positive.
Sexy ingredients right there
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God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a month later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but one time I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!”
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Postage stamps
A blond goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. "Something is terribly wrong; I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off the bananas"
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A blond goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. "Something is terribly wrong; I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said "Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off the bananas"
Lmao Chiquita bananas lmao .... Im guessing. :bouncing:
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Him:[during sex] call me names
Her:[panicking] Optimus Prime
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Showed this to my sisters
Had us in stitches
Turned into 30min of lady table talk
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man of steel vs dark knight
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Austin Ellen
OMG THIS is soooooo me :lol: AND freaking Slow Ass Drivers :lol:
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Austin Ellen
So true... I defiantly lose my shit lmao.....
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Italia DiBella
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Showed this to my sisters
Had us in stitches
Turned into 30min of lady table talk
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hahaha this was funny as F LOL
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https://youtu.be/Z1vFEp7BWEs
He’s so damn funny ....” The Elephant in the room”
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Keep Em coming
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^Enjoyed that one,
Thxs Ellen
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Can mods of this sub do a better job of monitoring who are allowed in here please?!
We have a new member, an elderly woman. She's been privately messaging people, sending them naked pictures of herself in nasty poses along with close ups of her unmentionables. She is offering an iphone 11 in exchange for sexual favors. I am especially bothered because it turned out to be an iphone 6 and obviously something's wrong with it. It's super slow and the caps lock won't turn off.
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Lovinglifeinaustin
Just now seeing this thread. This actually worked for me one night. Was drinking at a club, asked a lady to dance, and she asked me this... That was my exact answer.
We hooked up many times after.
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