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Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ at State Farm Stadium for this Sunday, February 12th. They are box seats that he spent $12,500 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he didn't realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St. Paul's Church on Central Avenue at 3pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors
Definitions of WIFE : a gadget you screw on the bed to get the house work done
My ex-wife used to always laugh during sex....no matter what book she was reading.
Trending on Twitter on coronation day.
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For awhile I had my penis in the Guinness Book of World Records ........... then a librarian demanded I take it out and leave the library
Am I the only one who worries about this?
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When my kids sing Britney Spears "I'm not that innocent!"
Gotta find the humor even in the darkest of places.... smile anyways
When Jesus takes a peak at the latest companion ads...
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