Curves that Distract

Hi, I'm Kindall

As you can see, (Oh, first scroll down first) Marilyn Monroe
and I might just be related. You might mistake me for her sexy, brunette twin.

Do you see the resemblance, how our curves favor one another?

Curves that distract

...Curves that can cause a 10-car pileup on I-10, if you're not careful.

I've actually learned that lesson before, the hard way, picking wildflowers
on the side of the road.

...Yes, I may or may not have been wearing a dress prone to
fly north, while bent over. Sometimes I am a real ditz :doh:

It turned out to be a foolish thing to do.

Bending over is one thing, but doing it wearing a mid-length sundress
and heels, AND NO PANTIES... (There were consequences, let me tell you.)

I still can see the look of terror on drivers' faces right before they
ran off the road. They just kept their heads turned too long.

I know I am to blame. It's not their fault. That's just what happened.

I got a thorough talking to by the sheriff who, after realizing what caused
the crashes, sternly said, "No one has the right to turn people on
like that, Miss." He told me if there was something he could charge me
with he certainly would.

There is no "failure to wear panties" on the books, though.

There's no denying the trouble I caused... all because I had the sudden
urge to pick flowers. Flowers. Yes, I know, it sounds utterly ridiculous
to say that.

If I could go back in time, I'd at least have had the consideration
to bend over forest-side. I just didn't realize how much could be
seen whilst driving 70 miles an hour. Apparently, everything
is not blurry.

Now I know!

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