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Two nuns from the midwest were re-assigned by their Order to a parish school in New York City.
The more mature nun was to be the new Mother Superior, the younger, a novice just ordained, the new first grade teacher.
Being their first time in New York City the two decided to take a walk in Central Park as the sun set and it became night and cool as it was in August.
Two muggers jumped from their hiding place among the bushes, pushing the Sisters to the ground, and started raping them!
The younger novice nun looked up to the stars in the Heavens, surrendering to the weight of her rapist and prayed,
"Oh Lord, Forgive them for they no not what they do!"
Mother Superior looked over at the young nun and exclaimed,
"Oh Jesus this one does!"
( :blink: I know, I'm a sick bastard. But I used to be an altar boy, so I can tell these :lol:
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Yea your a sick bastard.... but it was funny. I used to be a practicing catholic when I was a kid and my parents wanted me to be an alter boy so if you can tell 'em I can laugh at 'em :D