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I’ll give it a shot. I hope this works and gives you a chuckle. It’s my best & go-to joke in a pinch.
Q: WHY CAN’T MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 100?
A: BECAUSE EVERYTIME SHE GETS TO 69, SHE GETS A FROG IN HER THROAT!!!
That’s all for me, folks! Thanks for having me. Don’t get forget to tip your server....
That one's funny regardless how many times I've heard it.
Well....hell!!! I know I stole it from someone a long time ago, but I’ve never once had anyone else tell it to me in all these years. So I’ve always felt like it was my “sure thing” for jokes. Oh well....I tried.Quote:
Originally Posted by yourdesire
Lol
Awww Ruben don't feel bad. I was a bartender and I had a Dad that told lots of jokes so of course in turn I've heard a lot of jokes. Here is a video on YouTube that will crack you up:fencing::giggles:
https://youtu.be/L_J9j3zwnMI
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks " Why the long face?"